I would like to pay homage to my alarm clock. It has a gentle gradual waking system that involves the aroma of fresh soap, the softness of kisses on my forehead and the patience of a saint. It tickles just slightly due to the fuzziness of it.
While I may be enjoying my peaceful slumber, it is wonderful to wake up to such a handsome alarm every morning... way better than the crass "beep, beep, beep" of conventional models. It has the added bonus feature of bringing perfectly prepared coffee and placing it on my bedside table.
I was thinking of marketing it but then I though - nah, it's my alarm clock and I'm not sharing.